Monday, June 15, 2009


So, I did it. I am currently successfully cohabitating with AB. We moved just over two weeks ago, and thus far, no one has suffered any extreme injury/death/medical malady because of this new phenomenon. In fact, it's kind of awesome. Also, our house is f-ing AMAZING. It's huge. I mean seriously...huge. The pictures I'm putting here don't even begin to do it justice. It's all giant and beautiful and I'm completely in love with it and basically never want to go anywhere. I just want to stay home and make sweet sweet love to our new house. Anyway...I have received TONS of questions about the new place/living situation from my public, so I have selected some of the most common ones to use here for a brief Q&A regarding the new house. If it would make things more authentic, please envision me in a hot little black dress from BCBG with bright turquoise heels, sitting on Conan's couch, sipping out of a coffee mug that is actually filled with 1% Organic Chocolate milk.

Q: Sara, first of all, congratulations on your awesome hair. But secondarily, I recall that you've never lived with anyone before. How are you holding up?
A: Oh, thanks for asking. Yes, my hair rocks. But I actually kind of love it. I think that's probably because I love HIM. I still maintain that I would hate having 99.996% of the population as a roommate. People are exhausting. But it's fun having him there. It's weird getting used to someone else always being around, but it's enjoyable. Also, he goes to Central Market on weekends and gets fresh fruit and makes me fruit salad.

Q: What is your favorite part about your new house?
A: Probably my bedroom. If you haven't seen it, you should make a point to visit. But call first.

Q: I haven't seen the place yet! When can I do that?
A: Well, our housewarming party is coming up in July. However, if you're not very cool, you're not going to be invited. You'll have to schedule a different viewing of the house.

Q: Does AB love living with you?
A: What a retarded question. Duh.

Q: Exactly how big IS this castle of a townhouse?
A: F-ing HUGE, to be precise. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms (one with a Jacuzzi tub), living room, kitchen, dining area, study, garage, laundry room, basement...seriously. F-ing huge.

That's just about all the time I have for questions at this time...but if you have any others, feel free to leave them as comments OR to send them to me via e-mail.



xine said...

Thank you for this brief interview! I'm so incredibly happy and excited for both of you. It's perfection!

I'm looking forward to visiting this weekend since I unfortunately missed that weekend where everyone was completing horrible tasks such as carrying boxes. A concussion is apparently the only thing that can legitimately get you out of helping your friends move into their new place. Do not take that as advice...moving is actually far more enjoyable than having a concussion.

PS. I love your outfit choice for the interview. LOVE IT!

Conan O'Brien said...

Oh, I'm so sorry that my interview with Sara went long. My apologies to Matt Damon. We'll get him on the show at a mutually agreeable time in the future.


Cadence said...

Xine...I can't wait for you to see it!

Conan...I'm hopeful that Matt understands. Honestly, he seemed just as captivated as the rest of the audience by our witty banter and chocolate milk drinking.

Andy said...

We have the same bed frame from IKEA. Either that means you stalked me in my bedroom and saw mine first and loved it, or vice versa.

Who's the stalkiest out of the two of us?

Cadence said...

Andy, I'm not going to lie to you. I am a stalker--but of the internet variety. We also have the nightstands and mirror to match the bed frame! So HA!

Now seriously, next time you're peering in my window, please be slightly more conspicuous. I promise to pretend I don't see you, but I'll leave cookies. I love an audience!